var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!
Quotation[0] = "Life is short. So party we must! Check out our <a href=\"/catering.php\">Catering Trays</a>";
Quotation[1] = "Having a Get-Together? I'll <a href=\"/catering.php\">bring a nice tray to nosh on.</a>";
Quotation[2] = "You're lookin' hungry, get an <a href=\"/menu.php\">extra potato pancake</a>!";
Quotation[3] = "My secret to a long life, you ask? <a href=\"/menu.php\">Izzy's Famous Corned Beef!</a>";
Quotation[4] = "Join <a href=\"/emaillist.php\">my email list</a>. I won't spam you...but I might Pastrami you!";
Quotation[5] = "Izzy's life elixir is a <a href=\"/menu.php\">Dr. Browns Cream Soda.</a>";
Quotation[6] = "O, Izzy's O, Izzy's, Where for art thou <a href=\"/locations.php\">nine convenient locations?</a>";
Quotation[7] = "Facebook, Shmace-book! Oh? Our <a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/IzzyKadetz\">Facebook Fans</a> get Izzy's Discounts!";
Quotation[8] = "Do you know what you get when you mix a <a href=\"/history.php\">Jew and a Catholic?</a>";
Quotation[9] = "Hey, are you a hard worker?  Good, then <a href=\"/employment.php\">come work for me</a>, Izzy Kadetz!";
Quotation[10] = "Hear Ye! Hear Ye! <a href=\"/news.php\">Catch the news</a> from Izzy's";
Quotation[11] = "Do you shop at Kroger's? Look for my <a href=\"/grocery.php\">Pickles in the deli!</a>";
Quotation[12] = "Sure you could do take-out, but why not <a href=\"/grabatable.php\">grab a table</a> and dine in!";
Quotation[13] = "You know what goes with that reuben? A <a href=\"/servingbeer.php\">nice cold beer</a>.";
Quotation[14] = "Oh my! Did you see the size of that <a href=\"/110.php\">110 Reuben</a>??";
Quotation[15] = "Hey! I am giving away 110 FREE Meals -- why don't you <a href=\"/contest.php\">enter to win</a>?";
Quotation[16] = "Yeah, I am 110 Years Old -- and I am celebrating with the <a href=\"/110.php\">100 Reuben</a>!";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
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